Guilty Pleasure: People of Walmart

This is becoming one of the sites I check regularly. Partly because I am looking for a night job and applied at Wally World. I guess I am gearing myself up for the possible people I will encounter if I should get the job.

 

This last guy is called Rainbow Bill. We saw him at Incredible Pizza a few years ago. I innocently complimented his rainbow beard and he went into telling the group of us ((including my son Big B)) that he had been invited to do something or other w the OU cheerleaders and detailed  how he had set his phone in his pocket to record video of the girls. Um didn't ask, but alright dude. We walked away quickly.

Also part of the site, which was new to me today, is reader submitted Walmart stories. 

February 27th, 2010

Ridin’ The Bull

My husband works at a Walmart in Alabama, he came home from work yesterday laughing so hard it took him fifteen minutes to tell me the whole story. A few hours before he was supposed to be at work, around 7PM, a man somewhere in his 30s or 40s came into the store. He seemed like any normal shopper, he got assistance from a couple of the employees in trying to find what he was looking for. Apparently, they didn’t carry whatever it was he wanted. He walked to the front of the store as if he was about to leave but right as he got in front of all the cash registers, he turned around, dropped his pants, and began swinging his penis wildly in a circular motion with one hand, other arm in the air as if riding a bull. The police were called and the man was arrested, but not before scaring many people in the process. As far as I know, charges are going to be pressed against him.

Too funny. Got any guilty pleasures to share w/ me?

((Marf, didn't see a single one from Alaska, so maybe your Mom lucked out on the freaks at her store))