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Same-Sex Upheld, The Battle Continues
8 hours ago
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Unconscious Mutterings 326
- Soul ::
- Fold ::
- Breakup ::
- Will ::
- Fond ::
- Powers ::
- Ho-hum ::
- Hustle ::
- Avenue ::
- Tower ::
Play along on your page or in the comments. Jot down your answers and click "there's more" to see mine.....
- Soul :: Mate
- Fold :: Poker
- Breakup :: A fight
- Will :: Inner Strength
- Fond :: Memories
- Powers :: That Be
- Ho-hum :: Bored
- Hustle :: and Bustle
- Avenue :: Electric Avenue
- Tower :: LOTR The Two Towers
............... please tell me if you post on your page, so we can go see.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
"MOM, I'm On The Phone" .....
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Fuck My Life
Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML
Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after a run. We were under a tornado watch, and I halfway through the lights dimmed and I heard the tell-tale "train" sound. Panicked, I bolted wet and naked for the basement, crashing into my mom as I flew out the door. The sound was just her new vacuum. FML
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Today, I used an airplane bathroom. I used a paper seat cover because I didn't want my butt to touch the seat. The seat cover clogged the toilet. I stuck my hand in and fished the seat cover out. I essentially stuck my hand into an airplane toilet because I didn't want my ass to touch the seat. FML
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
P.M.S Blogging
What P.M.S. could also mean:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. Pimples May Surface
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. People Make me Sick
8. Pardon My Sobbing
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
and the old favorite of mine.... 14. Putting ((up w/)) Men's Shit
Monday, April 20, 2009
Monday Musings - Estelle R. Ramey
"In man, the shedding of blood is always associated with injury, disease, or death. Only the female half of humanity was seen to have the magical ability to bleed profusely and still rise phoenix-like each month from the gore." - Estelle R. Ramey
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Unconscious Mutterings 325
I say.... and you think....
- Lease ::
- Dead ::
- Removed ::
- Broke ::
- Lips ::
- Flight ::
- Three hours ::
- Give ::
- Technical ::
- Hurry ::
Play along on your page or in the comments. Jot down your answers and click "there's more" to see mine.....
- Lease :: Rent
- Dead :: 'N' Gone
- Removed :: Forcefully
- Broke :: Fix
- Lips :: Pouty
- Flight :: or Fight
- Three hours :: 3 Hour Tour ((Gilligan's Island))
- Give :: 'N' Take
- Technical :: Assistance
- Hurry :: Up 'N' Wait
............... please tell me if you post on your page, so we can go see.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Lil B, Seating For One
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