Friday, January 30, 2009

Whatta Week Pt.2: Big B Bday ((say that fast a few times))

Today is Big B's 10th Birthday. Wow. 10. Double Digits. What a trip.

I know that people all the time say "I don't feel old enough to have a ((whatever the age)) year old." But I don't feel old enough to have a 10 year old. I really do not. Funny thing is, many my age actually have nearly grown adults, if not that. So for me to feel such shock at him being 10 seems mildly silly on the surface, but I am truly stunned.

As punishment to all of the others I work w/ that called in earlier this week, leaving me to carry on.

((Confession: I actually almost had the temptation to say "Git'r'Done". That is horrid. I despise Larry the Cable Guy and cannot believe that was about to come from my mind to this blog))

- where was I? Oh, leaving me to carry on this week. I spent the day, beginning at 7am retelling the story of being in labor all through the night and then the decision to do a c-section. When he was born at 8:35am and on and on.

It is somewhat difficult for me to convey the sappy Mommy'ness I had intended to in this post, for the simple reason that I just endured a whopper of a meltdown w/ the two of them.

I spent my lunch hour getting a huge - H U G E - balloon bouquet, eagerly awaiting my exit at 2 30 to pick him up from school. We went to dinner at his favorite italian restaurant and followed that up w/ dessert, singing and a round of Wii games for all.

Sounds nice enough huh?

Shortly after 8pm Lil and Big B began the downward spiral. First it was nit-picking, then it was Big B ignoring the many "hey, hey..................... HEY" comments from Lil B. It just got bad... really BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

And then I snapped "It's bedtime!!".......... and thus began the first mega shitstorm of 2009.

They were both screaming and crying in their room. I tried to go in for our bedtime routine. Big B began about how hard his day was and tearfully told me of the sadness he was feeling about his birthday ending w/ an "angry family". I lost my freaking mind at that point.

"You mean the family that has prepared all day for your birthday."

"The Mom that spent her lunch hour from work going to buy all of these awesome balloons for you?"

"The Dad and Brother who spent the day shopping for balloons and banners to decorate the house w/, for your birthday?"

"The family that laughed and playfully sprayed you w/ silly string as you got out of the car after school?"

"The family that went to your favorite restaurant and smiled, and talked and enjoyed each other during dinner?"

"The family that shared chocolate cake and sang to you?"

"The family that played on the Wii together?"

"Would THAT be the family you are referring to as an ANGRY family?"

Of course, it was the moment that they were sent to bed that the day turned to shit for him. Whether it was right or wrong to go into such detail about it, the point was made that you cannot take a tiny detail, and by it,judge the rest of your day so harshly. There is no happiness to be found in that.

The day ended w/ lullaby's, kisses and smiles - so the world is right again.

Quite a different birthday post than I had envisioned, but perhaps this is just a teeny taste of the year that 10 will bring. LOL Oh joy.

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Whatta Week Pt.1: Snow Day(s)

I have listened to everyone talk about snow, finding myself more and more agitated that we had not seen a flake.

Winter finally showed itself to us here in Oklahoma, unfortunately, it does so in the form of ice.

Luckily it was nothing for the record books, and we did see it topped w/ a little snow to make it "appear" pretty.

I live less than a mile from work and knew when the weather finally did turn the wintry way, I would be expected to be the one to show. And I was.

It amazes me how little this state knows to prepare for winter weather. Every year it is a major revelation that rain can take many forms and occasionally does so, even here, in Oklahoma. The place freaks the fuck out. Sure we have sand trucks and "graters" that make round the clock routes through and do what they can, but --- seriously, I saw one of our sand trucks on its side on the highway. The people whose only job it is to regain some order in the choas that is winter, cannot drive under the conditions winter offers.

Not to knock the people doing the job, trust me, I don't doubt their abilities. I blame the city and state government for being so piss poorly prepared. Ok, that's all I'm going to say about it, no need to get riled because realistically, I don't much care. Just thought it worth mentioning.

Mainly the point to make is "WE GOT SNOW".
As you can see, it wasn't much, and it is on top of ice. But the boys and I were able to go out in it and play for awhile. Lil B even attempted a snow angel.....

................. poor boy, he tried. It was a rush to get properly dressed and out the door before it stopped. I knew it wouldn't last and this may be all we see this year, so grab at it while you can.

That was Tuesday night. Most of the snow was gone by Thursday and is totally gone now.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Monday Musings - Victor Hugo

Monday Musings / Barbara / Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face." - Victor Hugo

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sunday Comics v29



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Unconscious Mutterings 313

Unconscious Mutterings. Word Association.
I say.... and you think....

  1. Unwanted ::
  2. You’d better ::
  3. Woman ::
  4. Weighed ::
  5. Upright ::
  6. I feel ::
  7. Ill ::
  8. It’s like ::
  9. Poor man ::
  10. Great ::


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  1. Unwanted :: Forgotten
  2. You’d better :: Get Your Butt In Gear
  3. Woman :: Phenomenal Woman ((Maya Angelou))
  4. Weighed :: Weight
  5. "Upright :: And Suckin' Air" ((not sure where, but I heard an old timer say this recently))
  6. I feel :: Alive And Well
  7. Ill :: Stricken
  8. "It’s like :: that y'all, that y'all.... It's like tha tha tha tha, I like that y'all" ((Mariah Carey))
  9. Poor man :: Rich Man
  10. Great :: Expectations






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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fingerpainting.....

I thought it would be a good way for us to spend the evening. What I didn't expect was how much fun I would have w/ it.

I started w/ each person having a plate w/ neat little piles of paint. It was nice for awhile, but as expected, by the end we had both hands in and smearing giggles.

Very relaxing.......

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

WWJD?

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front
of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
   
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
  
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
 
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.'

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Monday, January 19, 2009

Monday Musings - Unknown

Monday Musings / Barbara / Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

"If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!" - Unknown





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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sunday Comics v28



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Unconscious Mutterings 312

Unconscious Mutterings. Word Association.
I say.... and you think....

  1. Arrival ::
  2. Vomit ::
  3. Fit ::
  4. Stutter ::
  5. Lifestream ::
  6. Tread ::
  7. Desire ::
  8. Freezing ::
  9. Permit ::
  10. Crinkle ::


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  1. Arrival :: Departure
  2. Vomit :: Pig Vomit ((totally crude, you've been warned))



  3. Fit :: Hissy Fit
  4. Stutter :: Porky Pig
  5. Lifestream :: Huh?
  6. Tread :: Water
  7. Desire :: Passion
  8. Freezing :: Butts
  9. Permit :: Driver's
  10. Crinkle :: Scowl




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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Saturday Morning Doughnuts

A great old sign outside a little Daylight Donuts we visit sometimes.

This is probably considered an eye sore to many but I think its great.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

The Ol' Dirt Road

What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved.
There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character. People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home…a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.
We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.  There was less crime in our streets before they were paved.  Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun.  And there were no drive by shootings. 
Our values were better when our roads were worse!  People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks.  Dirt Roads taught patience.
Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk. For your mail, you walked to the mail box.  What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.
At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap.  Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole.  At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.   At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out.  Usually you got a dollar…always you got a new friend…at the end of a Dirt Road!         — Paul Harvey

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

This is a Dedication....n Stuff


((Lil B watching it snow))

It snowed today.... for a whopping 2 hours. You could even see it ON THE GROUND. *gasp*

Yeah, well, it's big news here. I'm actually surprised they didn't close down the city.

"They" ((who qualifies as they??)) normally do if Winter decides to pay us a visit. In a lame ass way, but a visit nonetheless - a teeny little peek really.

I do find it cool to watch the snow blow around on the street in a snake-like way.

What we got today was nothing more than "pretty to see" snow, but don't blink 'cuz you'll miss it. And yep, it is gone now.

Nikki in Wisconsin keeps me updated on just how much f@*king snow they are getting his year. So for her, I have these.....




................ and Marf, and Berni, and Barbara, and and and...... all y'all uppers.

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Monday Musings - Clifford Odets

Monday Musings / Barbara / Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

"If they tell you that she died of sleeping pills you must know that she died of a wasting grief, of a slow bleeding at the soul" - Clifford Odets

I'm so sorry for your pain, you will be missed Suzanne ((Liquid Illuzion))

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Sunday Comics v27



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Unconscious Mutterings 311

Unconscious Mutterings. Word Association.
I say.... and you think....

  1. Resolution ::
  2. Break ::
  3. Tied ::
  4. Suffering ::
  5. Instead ::
  6. Slash ::
  7. Divorce ::
  8. Cough ::
  9. Happy ::
  10. Sniffle ::



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  1. Resolution :: Resolve
  2. Break :: Fix
  3. Tied :: Commit
  4. Suffering :: Relief
  5. Instead :: Option
  6. Slash :: Guitarist ((Guns n Roses, Velvet Revolver))
  7. Divorce :: Peace
  8. Cough :: Phlegm
  9. Happy :: Pills
  10. Sniffle :: Weep







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Friday, January 9, 2009

Circumcision After Football

Ok. Well. I was wrong.

Yeah Yeah I know, shocking huh. Me wrong? Never you say.

Indeed I was. I expected a certain end to the evening - and I was wrong.

I thought a call for bedtime would bring squeals of foul play and "aw Mommmmm".

Nothing of the sort. Lil B went w/out argument to put his pj's on and brushed his teeth. *puzzled Mom face* HUH?!?

Big B on the other hand surprised me another way. He walked into the room w/ the following announcement;

"Mom I don't want to worry you or be gross but I need to talk to you about something."

((This is where, as a parent, you brace yourself and pray for the ability to deal w/ and answer for whatever is coming next))

"Was I circumcised?"

*puzzled Mom face* Huh? Oh wait I do know the answer here. "Yes you were when you were 2 days old."

((Notice the lack of a why there? I was just answering and seeing where the questions went.))

"Because I have lots and lots of skin there. Will I have to be circumcised again when I grow up?"

"No honey that's ok." ((Whew))

We then covered the reason some circumcise and what it is like for those who do not.

Then he hit me w/ the girl stuff.

"Do girls get circumcised?"
"No"
"Why not?"

He thought that girls have flaps of skin covering the hole down there.

There was a slight hesitation before going through w/ the honest answer he deserved.

And after hearing that we do have skin the covers the vagina, but it is not like a flap necessarily, he was good to go. Enough info w/out being too much.

((Whew)) That was unexpected.

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

I Say BOOMER.... You Say SOONER... BOOMER---

OU vs. Florida tonight in the BCS National Championship.

As both an Oklahoman and a Mom of 2 boys, I feel an obligation to watch.... and cheer..... and moan at times.

Oddly enough, as of this moment, Big B is on the computer listening to music and Lil B is playing a video game.

In a moment I will announce that it is bedtime. I have no doubt that will be the moment they both decide the game is tremendously important to them.

It will also be the moment I go from being the cool Mom watching the game w/ them, to the mean ol' Mommy making them miss it to go to bed.

Such is life.....

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Monday Musings - Bill Vaughan

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"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughan


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Sunday Comics v26

 

 

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