Better to be pissed off than pissed on....

Last weekend the boys, Big B ((10)) and Little B ((4)), spent time at a resort w/ my husband and FIL for Father's Day.

The day they arrived was spent unpacking quickly and then getting to the pool until evening. They returned to the room to change into dry clothes for dinner.

Big B was told to step into the bathtub to take his swimming trunks off so he was not dripping onto the floor. Little B went in to use the bathroom. From what I am told the toilet was no more than a foot from the bathtub. A scream was heard from the bathroom.

When my husband reached the door, he saw Little B standing at the toilet but turned toward the bathtub - peeing on Big B! Not only that, he was laughing hysterically while doing it. He turned when he saw his Dad but Big B continued to yell out.

My husband told Big B to take a shower to wash the pee off of him and Big B's screeching response to that was:

"The acids are already burning into my skin!!"